Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. -Ruth Gordon
Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel. -American adage about antagonizing newspaper editors. (I think the same can be said about writers) :D
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. -Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977
A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious
No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life
Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out
Housework Done Properly Can Kill You
Countless Numbers Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines
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