This is another version of the working stiff I did. There is a lot of wisdom between these two characters so there will probably be more to come from time to time but if you would like to check out what they have to say so far, I have done a group of coffee mugs with there “Words of Wisdom” at the link below. Humor Zone Shopping
The longest hiccups on record was by an American pig farmer whose hiccups persisted from 1922 to 1987.
The longer white infants from low-income families are breast-fed, the less likely they will be overweight as young children, researchers said on Monday.
The length of a human esophagus is 25 centimeters.
The human liver performs over 500 functions.
The feet have approximately 250,000 sweat glands.
The eight most popular foods to cause food allergies are: milk, eggs, wheat, peanuts, soy, tree nuts, fish, and shellfish.
The early occurrence of a fetus yawning is at eleven weeks after conception.
I had the idea for this cartoon a week or so ago when the media was covering some of the particulars on Cap and Trade. During that same time frame there where reports on the “first dog”, Bo. The two of these things bumbled a jumbled around for a while as I listened to the positive and negatives on Cap and Trade. It is interesting to me, as for as the debate about carbon emissions go, that people think that it is going to make some spectacular difference. The only reason I say this is because even if we go through the pains involved in making all the energy changes, their is no way China, Russia and India which are large economies are in a position or even want to stop burning oil and coal as a chief energy source. My point is that the carbon emissions coming from these up and coming countries is most likely going to be far greater in the future than the US could ever accuse itself of in the arena of carbon emissions, just a thought. The result of all of this thought was this cartoon so enjoy and have a great day.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right gear, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice.
Then from the heavens a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut another hole in the ice.
Again the voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The very scared blonde raised her head and said, "Is that You, Lord?" The voice answered, "NO. IT'S THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."
Q:What do you call an intelligent blonde? A:A Golden Retriever.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes? A: An interpreter.
Q. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A. Pregnant!
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? A: Because it said "Concentrate." Q: How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde? A: It has a stamp on it.
Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes? A: Toes go in first.
Q: Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: How do you put a twinkle in a blonde's eye? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
I was thinking about some of those common things that are said about the general subject of working. This is one of the ideas I had. Enjoy and have a great day.
I have been listening this week how the banks are reporting positive results for the first quarter. hmmmm.......they get bailouts.......the government tells them they are not allowed to pay the money back and they make a profit.......hummmm.....seems a little fishy to me. Hope everyone is enjoying the show. I love this clip.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher fainted. Lingerie Football---Comedy----Political Roast
Meet Cheryl, she is a self proclaimed Fox from New York. She is an out of work financial advisor who still enjoys clubbing and is looking for Mr. Right. No not a conservative, although a conservative with the correct financial resume is something she would consider shedding her liberal view of the world for. In other words her motto is financial security is top on the list or “Cash is King”.
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Christmas is one of the beautiful festival of christians celebrated every year during winter season. For this beautiful season of snow share the warmth of love and feelings for get-together through these beautiful christmas wallpapers for your desktop. Create the festive spirit of christmas by lighting candles, hanging bells, decorating christmas tree and other attractions.
Meet Darwin, a scientist who has been working on new ways to combat global warming. He is working hard on it because he is the person most responsible for it. During the 80’s he had one of the largest labs in the world. His lab, due to the nature of its size, gave off more carbon emissions than the countries of China and India combined. Though he is not convinced that global warming really exists, he has been the subject of media and government ridicule ever since the “go green” movement and has decided to make every attempt to clear his name.
I was listening to the news about how the new administration decided it was best to let the head of GM go and our current treasury secretary say that is was a possibility that the head of a bank could also be a possibility for early retirement. It is interesting that government is making those decisions and not the boards of those companies. Don’t get me wrong, as far as the head of GM or some of the other heads of companies go, if there performance has been less than stellar for a decade or so then that is probably what should happen to them. I’m just not sure it should be a group of people which have, for the most part, not run any type of business entity. It is definitely very interesting to watch as is the reactions that seem to be bubbling up right now. It was these things that gave me the idea for this cartoon. Enjoy and have a great day.
Meet Hemmy, a duck who is fighting mad. He is currently in discussions with some key financial backers about forming a third party. The Duck and Cover Party, the reason for this name is to send a message to the Democratic and Republican parties that there is a new sheriff in town and it would be well advised for them to run and hide because their days are numbered.
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I had the idea for this cartoon after a couple of things bumped tumbled and crashed around in my head for the past few months. I recall a congress person saying something to the effect of “nanny…..nanny….boo….booo” during the passing of President Obama’s stimulus package. A Democrat in congress said to the Republicans something like “we won so deal with it.” I just thought it was something you would hear at your kids tee ball game after one team had won. Anyway, that combined with what was in the bill and no one reading it before voting on it struck me as kind of funny in a way but also somewhat frightening too. I thought….”I wonder what it is like at a bar in Washington when they all get a few drinks in them….Do they take sarcastic shots at each other? I would have no way of knowing but this cartoon is what I thought that might look like. Enjoy and have a great day.