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Monday, April 27, 2009

Dumb Blondes Jokes



    Q:What do you call an intelligent blonde?
    A:A Golden Retriever.

    Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
    A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

    Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
    A: You don't. They're born that way.

    Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
    A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

    Q: What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
    A: An interpreter.

    Q. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
    A. Pregnant!

    Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
    A: Because it said "Concentrate."

    Q: How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde?
    A: It has a stamp on it.

    Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes?
    A: Toes go in first.

    Q: Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
    A: It takes too long to retrain them.

    Q: How do you put a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
    A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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Sunday, February 8, 2009

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes!



    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

    Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.

    Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

    Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

    Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her

    Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

    Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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