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You know you're a writer when...Your mom says, "Now I'm ironing the placket," and you're standing beside her thinking, Placket. Good word.





You know you're a writer when...You are weaning yourself off adverbs the way others wean themselves off chocolate.





You know you're a writer when...You took time off to write a novel and found so many ways to avoid the actual writing that now you know how to reglaze a window; cook a perfect French cassoulet; change the car's oil, belts, hoses, tires, and bulb; and fix pilot lights.



(Today's Friday Funnies from Adair Lara's You Know You're a Writer When... and LOLCats)

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(Friday Funny quotes taken from Adair Lara's You Know When You're a Writer When...)


You know you're a writer when...You force yourself to have dinner alone in a restaurant just so you can write about it.







You know you're a writer when...At parties, you check out the bookshelves the way other people snoop through medicine cabinets.







You know you're a writer when...You revise an email ten times before pressing Send, and then spend the next hour frantically calling the computer guy to ask how you can get it back for just one more teensy change.

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My mom recently got me a book called You Know You're a Writer When... by Adair Lara, that is filled with hilarious one-liners that just soooo describe me (and most other writers I know) :D Today's funny quotes are taken from that book :)

You know you're a writer when...Every surface in your house has morphed into a desk: the kitchen island, the bed, the dining room table, the top of your antiquated television.





You know you're a writer when...You spot an office supply store and have to force yourself to keep driving.





You know you're a writer when...Your cat walks on your keyboard; you yell and butt your head at him but don’t stop typing.

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